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STORMAIRE
Affordable gear for your next adventure
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Durable, Awesome
STORMAIRE is a new company dedicated to outfitting you with affordable and durable products made for your outdoor lifestyle. Based in San Luis Obispo county, we’re right on the coast in beautiful Central California.
Latest STORMAIRE Products
Floating Sunglass Straps
Only $5.99 each!
Soft Top Surfboards
Coming Soon!
Surf Wax
Coming Soon!
- Performance Shapes
- Durable
- Safer
- Real fin boxes
- Super fun!
COMING SOON
- Economical
- Super grippy
- Eco-friendly
- All-natural ingredients
- Boost airs!
COMING SOON
Future STORMAIRE Products
Soft Top Surfboards
We’ll have you shredding in no time with our advanced composite soft top surfboards.
Backpacks
Whether it’s transporting a severed limb or schoolbooks, our backpack line has you covered!
Hiking Poles
Save your knees as you venture up and down those treacherous mountains or on any path.
Lifelike Robotic Horse
No need to feed hay to this stud, just plug it into your Tesla outlet and you can go 50 miles.
Street legal!
Protect your shades
Our Floating Sunglass Straps will keep your glasses snug to your head, perfect for any water sports. If your glasses fall into the water, our straps are filled with buoyant foam so you won’t lose them.
FAKE Testimonials*
My new STORMAIRE hiking sticks are so rad. I don’t use them for hiking, but I do use them for beating fans away while I’m trying to walk down the street like a normal person. I mean, seriously, let me walk my dog!
Natalie Portman
None of the guys in the White House believed I could surf. But then I showed them my new STORMAIRE softtop and we all jumped into the Reflecting Pool and had a great time. Hillary spiked the lemonade, it was all-time!
Bill Clinton
My sunglasses are important to me because they block out the light. If they fall off, my brain will melt. Luckily, STORMAIRE had these nifty sunglass straps so they stay secure on my noggin’ while I fly around terrorizing children.
Dead Ghost
*Real testimonials will replace these someday.
